All he wanted was to restore America’s former greatness by outlawing homosexuality, birth control, and cursing at a New York Times reporter. In a valiant effort to defend his explosive altercation with a New York Times reporter, Rick Santorum claimed that “If you haven't cursed out a New York Times reporter during the course of a campaign, you're not really a real Republican.” The hallmark of being a Republican presidential candidate: cursing at a New York Times reporter. Well, it’s comforting to know that our paragon of virtue has no issues with using profanity on national television while claiming to stand for conservatism; the only thing that’s more comforting is that he suspended his campaign indefinitely—we can only hope permanently.
But this explosion is just the tip of the iceberg. Rick Santorum is notorious for his explosions which often result in his red face, a verbal contest with people who are clearly his superiors, and a series of articles in papers across America trying to sort out what he said, what he meant to say, and what he says he said.
Don't take me too seriously on this post.
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